This afternoon, I will coach Caroline's Girls on the Run team. Jack, otherwise known as my very adorable barnacle, will be there, too. Caroline will not be there. She'll be at a birthday party.
Then Whit will coach her soccer team. She'll still be at the birthday party.
(He told her he's benching her in the game tomorrow if she doesn't show up for practice. She totally doesn't get that it's April Fools Day.)
So much for not overscheduling. We're all out in force to support her and she's too busy to show up!