This is the email I received from a very funny friend in response to yesterday's post:
"Yo fat ass...I like big butts and I cannot lie....
Laughing hysterically over your blog piece today. Whit doesn't stand a chance.
'Thick' what a great word. Thick, I love it.
Okay, have I just buried myself as well???
Hugs (but my arms don't go all the way around)."
I told her I would punish her publicly. She told me she had never before had the opportunity to type the words "fat ass" and couldn't resist.
Oh, sometimes a good email will stay with you for a while. This one still has me laughing. At least I was decent enough to omit her (very unique) name.
(But not decent enough to not tell you it's a spice you use to make houses during the holidays. So there!)